Congress Here I Come!

Dear Hank,

I have decided to throw my hat into the ring and run for Congress.

Why? You might ask.

Well, it’s simple really.

Where else can you get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars and be given all sorts of insider tips, and freebies, and good health care and a pension and be expected to do nothing?

In fact, if you try to do something you’ll be castigated for “not being a team player.”

Gotta go. Need to work on my campaign slogan.

“Bryce Holliwell someone you know and can trust to do nothing.”

It’s kind of catchy.

As always, I remain,

The B man